Massacurey

Noun
A soup made of people that have been brutally murdered.

Person 1: Hey this is some good soup. What is it?
Person 2:Massacurey.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Ben93 February 25, 2024

massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

Massimo Pau

A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .

Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *

by KuzeyPoo March 1, 2024

Massachusetts gay

When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.

Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay

by Zoku535 March 10, 2024

Massive Troys

Large Breasts, Massive Tits, Huge Baps

Darren was perplexed by the size of his neighbour's massive Troys

by massivetroylover March 26, 2024

Massy

The word “massy” is a combination of “messed up,” and “wacky.” Massy is an adjective describing things… messed up and wacky. Calling something massy, or being massy can be a good or bad thing, sometimes even both. Like how something can be so beautiful it’s massy, or how serial killing is… massy. Now a beautiful serial killer?! The most massy.

“Yo! That party last night was totally massy(positive)!”
“Dawg, Mr. Smith gave us homework?! AGAIN?! So massy… (def negative)”

by poopdidyscoop April 19, 2024

Massachusetts Marinade

When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day

Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade

by Big eats April 24, 2024