by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021
Get the Jack.H's lawmug. The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
Get the Murphy's Roller Coaster Lawmug. Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked
by BigBear87 July 24, 2021
Get the Lawmug. In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
Get the Cummins Lawmug. by soexxxxzyyyyboyyy January 1, 2025
Get the Law Rehmug. When a person/nigga gives away their rights as a black person. This is usally done when the Nigga is tired of being black. This was popular around the 1800-1900.
Example:
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.
person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.
person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
by AM happy as i am April 11, 2023
Get the Nigga Lawmug. A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face
by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024
Get the law 543mug.