This is what you call someone who is super smart but also a douche-bag to the point they, normally a he, gets banned from discord server just for using facts, logic, and triggering people who cannot comprehend the truth. This person is sexy, super smart, can count 1 to 0.
by Boochbeard July 2, 2019

It's a dictionary word for a itchiness and Scratchiness brain and as well as means a annoying or silly person
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 3, 2024

A racial slur for candies
Person: YOU ARE SUCH A SUGAR BRAIN!!!!
Candy: That's like saying the n word to a black person, how dare you.
Candy: That's like saying the n word to a black person, how dare you.
by MillyKilly October 11, 2025

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.
by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023
