Similar to a bong hit, this rather unique move involves holding a scrunched nerf ball against ones unwashed sphincter and releasing both the nerf ball and ass air,(preferably as rancid as possible) at the same time. While clutching the foul stink ball ever so gently, grab your partner in a headlock and squeeze said ball directly into the nostrils.
Tom- Dude, Last night I gave my girl a bung hit and she broke free from my headlock screaming and hit her head on the mantle. I don’t know which one knocked her out though.
by B75 July 17, 2019
Get the Bung hitmug. All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet
by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019
Get the hit or missmug. To smoke a crack pipe
by Jewels2k15 November 15, 2017
Get the hit that hoodamug. The time for and when to beat your meat
by RocketMan_6911 January 20, 2018
Get the Hit the haymug. I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
Get the I will hit you with a metal polemug. A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.
Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
by INCYCShow March 11, 2022
Get the Shit hit the ceiling fanmug. Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.
I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.
by Barbalax August 24, 2023
Get the Hitting the Hazardsmug.