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Cool Guy Handshake

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.
Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*
by GirlsAreLessBeings March 23, 2008
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Terry Tough guy

A bloke or person who thinks they are tough but are weak as piss
bloke one: I'm going to knock your head in
bloke two: C'mon terry tough guy
*bloke two bashes bloke one
by FatGimp November 22, 2009
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Car crash guy

A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
by avsfan93 December 4, 2010
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you guys are morons

When you want to tell multiple people that they are either wrong or their opinion sucks. Can also be used when you are frustrated by someone's stupidity.
Example 1
A: George Bush is the 30th president
B: No he is the 24th what are you talking about
C: You guys are morons

Example 2
A: OMG Blink 182 is teh best band evar!
B: I agree they are so hawt and their music is teh shit!!1
C: You guys are morons

Example 3
A: Myspace is the best website
B: Nono its Facebook your wrong!
C: You guys are morons
by pseudonyms August 24, 2008
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dead guy on a stick

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.
Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'
by Kevin the Mage March 14, 2008
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guys in girl pants

Guys in girl pants like to show off their natural figure.
Most people think they are gay. No!! Most of the boys who do this are usually straight. Alot of teenage emo girls like guys in girl pants. Because girl jeans are usually tighter and that always make their butt look good.
girl: "wow! hurry up turn around!"
girl's friend: "why?!?"
girl: "cause look at those guys in girl pants!"
girl's friend: "holy crap that's nice..."
by A girl. September 25, 2006
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guys gone wild

guys taken there clothes off and being wild like getting drunk and high.
we grils like to do crazy stuff for guys right so now they are doing shit for uss too. And crazy shit too.
by Mariana Glavez May 10, 2003
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