Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

welfare dog

when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.

yo dude, im hella craving a corndog

well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.

by screamingmigeht June 29, 2010

Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

Dog cunt

A dog cunt is anyone that tells or speaks or does any kind of shit act about another person in any way shape or form!

Bruz did you see holesy and Sosa pump that dog cunt for painting over a dior piece! #dogcunt #dog #cunt

by 3 metrey February 23, 2020

upward dog

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, except the man is obliged to yelp like an Irish basset hound until mutual climax is achieved.

I tried the upward dog the other night. Mad skillz required. But she loved my woof.

by DDogg2423 January 11, 2012

dog baby

A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

Jerry and his wife have a dog baby. It's extremely furry.

by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015

yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!

the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009