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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 20, 2021
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David

Absolute Gem and a 100% uncut diamond
David is a 100% uncut diamond
by Your a bimbo December 25, 2021
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David

1. A type of stubern donkey who gets into pointless discussions with other people to save his ego.
2. Tall men from ex soviet countries
"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."
by Mydudeyourdude December 27, 2021
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davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.
Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!
by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021
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David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen
David has a big dick
by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022
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David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home
Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day
by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022
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