The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head over there

Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

gay boy crack

Gay boy crack isn't really crack, it’s nos gas. But it’s what hard core druggies call nos because of the minor experience of euphoria you feel compared to that of other drugs.

T: Bare gassed to pop some e’s at rave later.
Cee: I’m too shook to do pingers, let’s do balloons, nos is bare fun!
T: Nah Cee, dead that.
Cee: Fine, I’ll just cut now then
Des: Go get fucked off your gay boy crack then u pussio.

by Silent_t October 8, 2019

Cracked

A person who is good at a video games

Im fuckin cracked mate. Bruh. What are them ninetys you fuckin nigger

by ching u up mate October 13, 2019

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018

Cracks my grahams

to make one feel angry

Commonly used in southern areas.

Jhonny is still gloating about winning air hockey. If he cracks my grahams one more time he's gonna loose an arm.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018