by MysticFEAR March 7, 2023

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Can is a very friendly and kind person. He likes to drive his automobiles (whips) very fast and doesn’t look out for others. Can doesn’t flex much, but if he does his drip is enourmous! Can’s favorite sentence is “in the beninning. “ if your friend is called can you can do everything because he Has many cousins.
Damn look at Can’s new whip. It looks like if diamond are mixed.
Can has many friends. Everyone likes him
Can has many friends. Everyone likes him
by Nigarito February 22, 2019

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018

Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
