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bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
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Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
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Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
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Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"
Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.
by anonymous July 12, 2024
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Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"
Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.
by anonymous July 12, 2024
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Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel
I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger
by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024
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Frog Burger

When Rodney gets two frogs and lays them belly to belly, then fucks in between them essentially creating a burger with the meat patty being his dick and the bun being the two frogs.
"Rodney had a frog burger last night, some would call him a frog fucker." ... "Ever heard of a frogney burger? It's basically Rodney and a couple of frogs having outercourse."
by ThomasEscareno December 13, 2024
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