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Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"
by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010
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Bag For Life

1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.

2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.

3. A wife
Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.
by Fat Sam111111 March 22, 2013
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Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
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Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.
You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag
by the sweede August 19, 2009
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air bag

Here for your safety.
by Air bag February 18, 2009
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P-Bags

An individual who wears pants extremely baggy, so baggy that they reflect the size of a sleeping bag

P-Bags can also be referred to as Pussy Bags: An individual who receives vast amounts of Pussy
Friend: Oh no we are supposed to be going camping tonight and i forgot my sleeping bag

Friend2: Dont worry use P-Bags

Example 2

Friend 1: You guys ready to go sky diving?
Friend 2: Yes aswell as my parachute i am also bringing my P -Bags just in case I need another parachute
by PBAGSXOXO May 15, 2015
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bag body

someone who has an ugly body structure / their body looks like a gargabe bag.
by dat_bitch November 10, 2011
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