emo bag

combination of emo and douche bag. some one who thinks there life sucks because they've pushed all their friends outta their life. Always complains about everything untill they are the center of attention and everyone takes pitty on them. A combination of the two worst ppl in your group of friends. A married guy that bitches cause all his friends are entering relationships

michael:god rickey is so emo today

albert: yeah plus he's been tivo'ing jersey shore

michael: really

albert: yeah what an emo bag

by Xr8ed November 12, 2011

under the bag

The aftermath of being stoned.

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.

by helldon October 10, 2005

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

lucky bag

A pouch made of 100% Authentic Kangaroo Scrotom. Deemed "lucky bag" by the australians-becasue it brings luck to whoever owns one. You can buy these online at such places as online auction sites.

Idealy for use as a small change purse, seamless and extreamly durable

by Roger Nelson June 30, 2005

bag rider

Any person , male or female , who can help you smoke your dope for extended periods of time; days,weeks, EVEN MONTHS! Without doing a thing in return

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

P-Bags

An individual who wears pants extremely baggy, so baggy that they reflect the size of a sleeping bag

P-Bags can also be referred to as Pussy Bags: An individual who receives vast amounts of Pussy

Friend: Oh no we are supposed to be going camping tonight and i forgot my sleeping bag

Friend2: Dont worry use P-Bags

Example 2

Friend 1: You guys ready to go sky diving?
Friend 2: Yes aswell as my parachute i am also bringing my P -Bags just in case I need another parachute

by PBAGSXOXO May 15, 2015

Douche Bag

When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.

Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.

by Huantwothree March 8, 2010