S.U.T.S.

A person who doesn't appear be very strong but at any moment can unleash Super Uber Tard Strength upon anyone or anything.

D.J. totally looked like docile dude but all of a sudden I was on the floor in some crazy submission move all cause I tried to grab the last spoon. that dude is S.U.T.S.

S.U.T.S. by Sean Pierre Cunnilingus January 16, 2010

S.W.A.G. 

S.W.A.G. (swag)- Special Weapons and Gear; unofficial military term for all the fancy shit the "highspeed," guys carry.

Did you see the S.W.A.G. those SF guys had? I gotta get me one o' them!

S.W.A.G. by thatguy524 February 9, 2010

s'mother'ed (smothered) 

Where a mother hovers over her child so closely that the child cannot breathe. Usually related to teenagers that do not do their homework on a weekly basis.

Antonym- S'father'ed- fathers that are "cool" or do not care about their child to the extent of where the child loves the father more than the mother because of it.

Fathers can tell their child to do their homework without "smothering" them. The word is in the name:s"mother"; youve never heard of someone being s"father"ed to death..
s'mother'ed (smothered)

s'mother'ed (smothered) by Sup3rm4n!! March 24, 2010

s.a.l.a.d. 

Sarcastic
Apathetic
Lazy
And

Disinterested

after a week of school im feelin a little s.a.l.a.d. and just wanna fuck, not talk

s.a.l.a.d. by Phoenix Hades April 15, 2010

s.a.g.a.o.

s - smiles
a - and
g - giggles
a- awkwardly
o - outloud
those moments when you smile and laugh at something you read online and everyone around you looks at you like youre a complete weirdo.

"omg, i s.a.g.a.o. and it was terrible."
"i hate when that happens. its so akward."

s.a.g.a.o. by corryssocreativepsh May 7, 2010

s.h.i.t. 

so happy it's thursday! (just like tgif)

~can also be so happy it's tuesday!

Girl 1: Hey!
Girl 2: OMG S.H.I.T.!

s.h.i.t. by allixue21323 October 21, 2010

S.S.N.N. 

Same Shit, New Name

Yeah, it's just another S.S.N.N. (ssnn) mission statement.

S.S.N.N. by Zazzy2 November 14, 2010