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Water My Chia

When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.
Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!
by Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia January 24, 2009
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Chinese Water Balloon

Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
by Frashley123 June 6, 2014
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brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."
"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."
by frankiehustle July 1, 2015
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blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.
He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
by wslngy December 2, 2015
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chinese dirt water

James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!
by Writer Zombie March 29, 2016
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water my hog

A male having vaginal sex with a female
Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018
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Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised
by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020
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