Horsey Ride

A sexual act in which a woman rides her partners back to stimulate the clitoris on partners prominent spine.

Johnathan my have scoliosis, but I bet it makes for one mad horsey ride

by CrackedJudgement June 16, 2025

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023

riding lines

the use of cocaine.

he's acting kind of weird... might be riding lines again.

by ranaleydey August 31, 2017

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

slime ride

Slime ride is something u gon with the guys

I wish I could go on that slime ride one more time big bro

by Humongous poop September 25, 2022

You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 20, 2023

Boogie Ride

See "walk."

It wasn't far to the lesbian picnic, so we took a boogie ride.

by Qwakker June 12, 2020