spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)

by RoadG February 21, 2018

Caveman club

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

by Bossgay March 18, 2016

rock bottom club

Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club

Jack: How was the ride down?

Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club

by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016

yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010