when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
by anonymous January 28, 2022
Get the potato saladmug. by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
Get the potato basketmug. An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter
by the sun in the name bus May 4, 2022
Get the A Potatomug. When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022
Get the Potentially pallitable potatomug. 
Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potatomug. 