Chunky Peanut Butter

Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.

Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.

by Mr. Papi April 18, 2007

peanut butter brigade

the act of spreading peanut butter upon your penis and ball sack and having a grouping of dogs lick off the peanut butter.

dam, did john just perform the "peanut butter brigade" on the neighbor's dog?

by mr. smallcock November 09, 2009

doo doo butter

Lincoln log-tinged sweat, harvested from the anal crevices of the obese.

Between Delta Burke and Mario Batali, you could scrape up enough doo doo butter to deep-fry Oprah Winey.

by Cousin Buzzin' September 06, 2006

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

Peanut Butter Jelly

1. It's a popular song that gets you up off the couch and dancing to it

2. It's the most famous sandwich known to man, even a 5 year old child AND even *gasp* a full-grown man can make it!

Slang: PB&J

3. The song's mascot is a dancing banana

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

give me 20 seconds mark, i gotta make myself a PB&J sandwich

peanut butter jelly is everybody's sandwich

by somebody//AWESOME August 07, 2011

Peanut Butter Trick

When someone of shorter persuasion (preferably with large calves and short arms), covers his genitals with peanut butter, allows his or her dog to lick it off, causing ejaculation on the dog , which in return makes the dog bite his or her elbow.

That dog has had problems ever since they made him do the "peanut butter trick".

by IgotDunkle August 01, 2009

chai butter

The sweat that accumulates on a man's testicles.

Man, somebody could use my chai butter to make a sandwich!

by Chai Butter Homie Clown September 15, 2007