Sex God

Clinton Fucking Cave

Clinton Fucking Cave the definition of the perfect sex god

by Bouncycastles96 January 7, 2019

god@gj

A stupid little fifteen year old with no life who claims to be god even though he really isn't.

"WTF? YOU HAVE A COOL GJ? YEAH? WOW. DON'T BE A Mike."

by LOL!!!!!!111 July 8, 2004

God Job

A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.

During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."

by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010

Chicken God

Chicken God is Gote’s husband and gives birth to the holy potatos. Chicken God gives us the beautiful KFC and makes it rain with eggs. ALL HAIL CHICKEN GOD! Chicken God is also Pandas bestieeeeeee!

Person 1: THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE ANGELIC KFC CHICKEN GOD!
Person 2: and the eggs.

by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019

God of Gambling

1) Chow Yun Fat playin' it cool.
2) Sometimes thinks he's funny.
3) HURRGLE GURRGLE *COCKS*.
4) Possibly a female, or a very sexy male.

You know, sometimes when I pretend to be God of Gambling I feel pretty.

by Military Expert Ninja Force November 21, 2003

iron god

I actually completely agree with this one.

when someone thinks that what ever the last person said was right.

by picallo0 April 27, 2005

God Damn't

When something seems bad and you're about to say god dammit but it actually turns out good.

Patient: What's my diagnosis?
Doctor: Cancer.
Patient: God Damn-
Doctor: But that means your pp will always be big and have a boner!
Patient: God Damn't!

by Smallus Penus May 20, 2020