The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.
When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.
by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024
by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 15, 2019
ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
by Yale historian July 05, 2021
When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.
"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 22, 2024
When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.
Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
by viriondash August 02, 2023
Annie: Hey Bobby will you be my ride scoop and drive me to the mall?
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.
Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.
Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)
by urbandictionaryanonymous May 11, 2016