Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you

“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”

by skidicls February 6, 2020

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

wacky pocket

A particularly interesting vagina.

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."

by HeichouII August 30, 2017

Pocket Monster

What Pokémon is called in Japan

American: Hey have You heard of Pokémon?
Japanese: You mean Pocket Monsters

by Mr.OwO January 29, 2019

wumble pocket

A polite way to say vagina. Usually said by Victorian Englishmen through thick mustaches

Excuse me madam. But might I sample your wumble pocket.

by undeadlink July 20, 2016