best person in the whole entire world

jnya denise lindsey nobody else just her

hey youre jnya the best person in the whole entire world

by super duper cool dudeeee November 24, 2021

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.

I am living in a "personalized reality" which filters out negative media messages, negative people, bad habits, poisonous food, and applies most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which respects people more.

by but for July 30, 2020

personal penetration

When a male makes a cast of his penis and then proceeds to fuck himself with it

I heard Mike did some personal penetration last night

by workplaceconduct February 11, 2017

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020

Fat Person

Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.

I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!

by LuminousYT August 9, 2025