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Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.
My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!
by txotumiii January 4, 2023
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money

“dammit louis, that bitch scammed me my money?! gave me a fake 20!”
“wake up to harry styles, listen to harry styles, cry to harry styles, cry while listening to harry styles, go to sleep to harry styles”
by 1-800-HARRYSWHORE November 6, 2021
mugGet the moneymug.

national give your sister money day

yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money
by luyue June 28, 2023
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jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions
Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me
by werykul November 23, 2024
mugGet the jewish moneymug.

money

a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
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Getting that money

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023
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