Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Top

Stop playing with me

Aye Bruh stop playing with my top

by Sauceylow April 27, 2021

G Top

The Quandale Dingle version of Andrew Tate

Nahh jits g top

by Himalayan November 30, 2022

Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.

"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"

by It gets to a point December 13, 2024

Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.

"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.

“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”

by Olsacellist December 23, 2023

Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

by Extremesatan May 22, 2020