Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

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two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

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Oma Block You

Oma Block You;

Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"

Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.

The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%

Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.

Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"

by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022

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Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.

Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.

by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024

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