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Nigga Law

When a person/nigga gives away their rights as a black person. This is usally done when the Nigga is tired of being black. This was popular around the 1800-1900.
Example:
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.

person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
by AM happy as i am April 11, 2023
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Squealers Law

Squealers law purchasing a political underling, to stand at the despatch box and take all the shit.
oh,,ok,,yaah Squealers Law quite! why buy a libdem and bark ones self
by lighterfuel May 26, 2010
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Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Veeh's law

1. Academia/MSM finds something "problematic"
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
SJW : OMG it's a private company they can do what they want!
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
by Anon-14/88 March 28, 2017
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malume's law

If a nothing (0) is divided by an equal value of nothing(0) it gives us a something (1)
Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law
by NKOSI N March 2, 2024
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Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.
Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
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