The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017
Get the Jake Debordmug. Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
Get the Jake Mathiesonmug. by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
Get the God is Jakemug. 
by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023
Get the Jakemug.