pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.

I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.

by QuacksO February 9, 2021

Ante Pante

Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.

RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE

by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018

assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

PANTS

A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!

Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!

I pulled my pants down!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021