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Mile High Club

by Trengerpenger July 19, 2017
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android oyun club

android oyun club is an epic website where you can download free apk for paid or free games with or without cheats.
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Wonky Club Banger

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger
by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018
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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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club bongo international

by gandi floss December 30, 2010
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Oldys Club

A club of people over the age of 50 where they talk about the 80s and sports like golf and how bad technology is
Dad you’ve turned 50 your now part of the oldys club
by PoggersMan69420 January 19, 2021
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Bigfoot Lunch Club

A popular trend in the the Northwest. Just like most any other exclusive office lunch Club this clique is bigfoot themed. The meetings are to discuss all things Sasquatch and are held twice a month to coincide with pay day. In order to get into the Sasquatch mind these are usually held in Indian Buffets in order to eat like bigfoot; vegetarian, and all you can eat!
Hey, you think sasquatch is a vegetarian?

I dunno, let's get some cubicle neighbors and start a Bigfoot Lunch Club and spend two lunch hours a month discussing it.
by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013
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