Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

hard man squad

A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.

Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

Try-Hard

A person who plays too much Fortnite/ Call of Duty and won't give up.

"Jesus Christ! How long has this guy been playing that game?"

"He's a try-hard, he won't playing until he gets a win."

by Wiztik March 8, 2018

hard nagget

someone who’s being out of the ordinary, they’ve been acting weird, or different then how they usually act, also they don’t notice it.

“Makayla has been acting like a hard nagget latley, since she hung out with roger.”

by the unknown 101 September 23, 2018

Hard Cosby

A mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, Viagra/Cialis, and Rohypnol/Roofalin. Used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic fuckers.

A: Dude why would fuck that ho without a rubber?
B: I didn't fuck her, she raped me.
A: How can a woman rape a man?
B: She made me a Hard Cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
A: Oh shit, see that's why you make your own drinks.

by Zeteo Logos July 12, 2017