Happy Motors

A car pawn shop in Chattanooga that has an awfully annoying chicken suit.

Let me tell you brother! We go'n make you happy, down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title. No Credit Needed! No credit check. We go'n let you have the money YOU need, right now!

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

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Happy Joe's

an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa. The restaurant chain was founded in 1972 by Lawrence Joseph "Happy Joe" Whitty, a former Shakey's Pizza manager

On September 15, 2022, Happy Joe's filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, and would close several corporate-owned stores, although franchise-owned restaurants are not affected by the bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

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Happy Joe's

an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa.

In 2022, Happy Joe's has declared an intent over 10 years to open at least 25 locations across the Middle East and North Africa, including in Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

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Happy

Wow! Act happy... Even if you're not... Because THEN... You won't murder all the Jews...

Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

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