arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015

Fart Nooger

When you fart so hard, you splooge your noogers.

" oh man i was chillen with mary, and i busted a fat fart nooger right onto her lip."

" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"

by Beaup January 2, 2009

face fart

fart in face

oi lad, what 'r u doin' ?
don't move, i'm going to fart in ur face m8

woah, y u always gotta face fart me?

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016

Wheel Fart

A subtle or extremely abrupt farting noise caused by a slide out of a longboard.

hey, did you just fart?
No that was from my wheels, It's a wheel fart.

by churt March 28, 2010

fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

by rhino1 June 5, 2009

attic fart

An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.

Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?

by Shift_Master December 17, 2010

brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.

We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.

by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014