The true author of Sun tzu's art of war. Also invented the boston steamer however that was earlier in his career and he did not take credit, claiming the inspiration came from his name. Sun Tzu was a peasant he paid to put his name on the book so it would sell better, unfortunately while it made him rich this move allowed history to forget him.
by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!
by hahahahahah December 23, 2004

Why did you impregnate me stepbro?
I don't know.
You are a Faggoty faglit fagison fag.
Sorry stepsis, please punsish me.
I don't know.
You are a Faggoty faglit fagison fag.
Sorry stepsis, please punsish me.
by Brahndohn Jhames tahylor Harry May 26, 2020

t4gg3d
by praajs September 18, 2020

by mualilithx March 10, 2018

scene kid! at the disco: whats up with your name?
cool kid! at the mother fucking fag dance: just showing some love for that amazing band panic! at the mother fucking fag dance.
scene kid! at the disco: well your a bitch.
cool kid! at the mother fucking fag dance: just showing some love for that amazing band panic! at the mother fucking fag dance.
scene kid! at the disco: well your a bitch.
by alexandera May 24, 2007

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"
by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009
