Neo-christian 

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.

I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...

Neo-christian by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024

Master Christian 

A person who Does NO HARM
A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS

He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*

Master Christian by Jamel Ashton Patten February 3, 2024

fideles christian school 

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵

fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.

fideles christian school by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024

A Christian 

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

A Christian by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann

A cutie patootie kattegrilling

Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?

Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024

Niels Christian 

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

Niels Christian by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

Free Christian by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023