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confuse and screw 

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
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confugulate 

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.
D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.
confugulate by milkbasket June 15, 2016

Confuzzled 

I'm confuzzled
Confuzzled by Toru Honda May 17, 2016

Confuzzled 

Im confuzzled about this book.
Confuzzled by Catlover11234 May 30, 2016

Confuzzled 

A mixture of feeling confused and puzzled. It also appears as "confuzzle" the verb, and "confuzzling".
"Man, that test left me completely confuzzled"

Configging 

A random I.T jargon word which usually translates as "we are incapable of resolving your query"
I failed when configging your new system
Configging by PhilScarlet August 14, 2016

Confuzzled 

What you said last night left me alone and confuzzled
Confuzzled by Hey247365 August 15, 2016