cheesed up

When one is excited about something, and it shows on their face, even when they try to hide it.

Marcus got a text from his crush about going on a date, and he has been cheesed up about it all day.

by MasterRiku April 26, 2014

Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009

Mr. Cheese

Mr. Cheese. Name of gold and a voice like an angel. He is part of the group of people referred to as the "Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy". We have lost contact with this individual, but his legacy lives on in our hearts, our minds, and in our whomping cocks. Mr.Cheese, you were my first love, first friend, and first heartbreak. It was sad to see you go that one faithful day when you disappeared into the blue. Good Bye and I hope to meet again, someday...

Sned: Ayo, Whos down for some butt sex
Mr. Cheese: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK NIGGA, MY SHIT BE FREE PARKING!!

by Mario "Sned" Judah January 25, 2021

what the cheese

wigga wigga wigga wigga got me quefin

wigga 1: bro look at that wigga my wigga

wigga 2: for real what the cheese is he doing?

(hobo wigga dancing)
narrated wigga: the end

by flyht February 1, 2020

sudanese cheese

A sexual move in which a woman places around 3 teaspoons of shredded cheese ( preferably Gorgonzola) in her vagina, and then gets penetrated by her male partner.

Male 1: Hey man, did you give her the Cleveland Steamer last night?
Male 2: Nah, we went for the Sudanese Cheese and were not dissapointed.

by thesexpert June 19, 2014

cheese skirt

When you get sweaty and you get a chunky mold around your genitals. Normally, has an unscratchable itch and a immense odor, similar to moldy cheese.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I've got a bad case of cheese skirt"

by I_Like_Boys January 4, 2015

cheese and onion

Cheese and onion;adjective- a collequial Australian term used to describe an object, person or thing that is average, mediocre or so so.

Example 1: The movie "Bend it like Beckham" is onion and cheese.

Example 2: Daniel Moroko's shoes are very cheese and onion

Conversation: Josh: hey guys, what do you think of this shirt I'm wearing ?
James: I don't know, it's pretty cheese and onion

by Slippinnjimmy March 28, 2016