Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded

Damn that gave me an austrian!

by tthe.antt May 25, 2022

Austining

To ditch out on

We decided to austining that guy

by J*shaee May 26, 2022

Australian Airstrike

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.

I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.

by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

austrosexual

Someone attracted to people from Austria-Hungary. Gender identities range from cis(leithanian) to trans(ylvanian).

Person 1: Mein Herr, have you heard that the Archduke married a Czech?
Person 2: Ty vole! I figured he was cis, but I didn't realize he's also austrosexual.

by Osterrighteous June 8, 2022

Austin

A man that is afraid of rejection

Austin: I wanna ask he out but I’m scared to

by Deez_Snuts June 9, 2022