yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Yo daddy

Something you don’t have

Yo daddy has a new family

by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024

Shut yo bitch ahh up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

Karen: Are you able to speak like a normal person?? Its this all you know? There isn't one word In this video that can be found in a dictionary. If you want to be taken seriously.... speak like a professional.

Me: If you don’t shut yo bitch ahh up and go find you something else to do.

by Righty righty lefty loosey November 19, 2025

Yo

you

Him-Yo git over here
Me-Yo yo are a pompous prat
Him-Huh
Me-It means yo that you are a proud meanie
Him-Why'd yo call me that
Me-Cuz

by Angel White May 25, 2016

yo gurl

it mean im mr steal yo gurl

hey yo gurl cute

by ✨Jess✨ March 11, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025