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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Vagina

by Butt in my penisophile August 2, 2023
mugGet the Vaginamug.

Vagina

Guy: Rob just bought a new truck. A Chevy 1500.
Guy 2: Is that the one with the big vagina under the hood?
Guy 1: Yea, it sounds like a giant queef when you stomp on the gas.
by Skippy_Sanchez October 22, 2018
mugGet the Vaginamug.

vagina

sarah: jake j wang you to fuck me right in the vagina
jake: ok

sarah: cmon daddy!! harder!
by dabesthoe November 12, 2019
mugGet the vaginamug.

Vagina Pimple

1 When a bitch is acting like a twat.

2 a wart on the vagina.
1 That hoe is such a vagina pimple!

2 Go suck a fucking vagina pimple!
by queen_baby_cakes_ April 14, 2016
mugGet the Vagina Pimplemug.

Vagina

The hole between a girls legs. It is used for sex and urinating. There is a pocket about 4 inches deep used to hold a mans penis during sex. During sex, When the woman is "turned on" it will be slippery inside to guide the mans penis in quicker. Once the mans penis in in, he can start cumming, this is a substance used to make babys. He will cum inside you. A sex toy shaped like a penis can also be used for training.
I missed having sex with my boyfriend! It felt so good with his penis in my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
mugGet the Vaginamug.

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