Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

What is a dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk

by Yer daddy May 9, 2022

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

DAD

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018

dad grilling

dad grilling

dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010