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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokรฉmon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Can-on

A request to continue drinking your can (tinnie) of proffered alcoholic beverage
In a social situation when one has stopped or consuming a can of alcholiic beverage, you may offer this opportunity for the person or persons to continue drinking a can of preffered alcoholic beverages by saying "can-on" while gesturing a can of alcholiic beverage.
by Scratch-Pad August 13, 2024
mugGet the Can-onmug.

because one can

A reason for doing sommat.
Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.
by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016
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I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.
by Nab004 July 16, 2021
mugGet the I Can See Clearly Nowmug.

Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
by Astro333 May 18, 2023
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Detroit Trash Can

To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.

The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
by t pot February 5, 2019
mugGet the Detroit Trash Canmug.
what in the gen z
๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
by burn your fat November 25, 2024
mugGet the ๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—mug.

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