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ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.
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Jakes are shit at fortnite and get sad when they get a c1
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Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.
Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.
by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022
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jakes

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.
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Jake Curley

A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
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