When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
Get the Canned White Russianmug. In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
by -Matthew- July 5, 2007
Get the quote canmug. When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.
Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014
Get the trash can wranglingmug. Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Get the The worst thing you can domug. The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011
Get the Can of Peachesmug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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