Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes
There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.
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slinky sock

British's version of condom.
"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
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It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021
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This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~
by patty rox November 15, 2020
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Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
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