sammed

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024

Sam

Will run a train on your girl with the boys. Will do anything for some head.

Bro it’s obvious she cheated on me with Sam

by FlightTeamStandUP April 19, 2020

Shahmi Sam

Shahmi or most commonly known as Sam is the best representation of great leadership skill, knowledgeable individual and is well equipped with high IQ. Tho he may seem lazy at times, he refuses to spend is efforts on unimportant matters. He is the one people look to for opinions, inputs and advice. He’s there for you when you need him and will do his best to help you however he can.

Person 1: “I’ve been struggling with this problem and I have no idea what to do.”
Person 2: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi Sam? He usually sorts this out for you.”

Person 1: “I saw a girl being harassed yesterday but couldn’t do anything about it.”
Person 2: “Luckily Shahmi Sam was there to dave the day, what a hero.”

by Dr. Richard Fyneman November 16, 2020

Sam

Sam is a little bitch, a man/woman who is secretly a toad as well.

person 1: Omg what the hell is that thing?
person 2: It's a sam

by TheNutGrabber May 1, 2020

Sam

A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.

Bro, I wanna feel you inside me; you’re such a sam

by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

Sam

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)

“i SWEAR i won’t fall for Sam” (i’m lying)

by too_adicted May 6, 2023