Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend

Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm

by yourmumbed November 2, 2019

Slap the dimpled balls

Play golf

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?

by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019

Ho Slapped

Wut busted ho's get that steal ur man, friend's man, relatives, or ur boyz.

U know wut ho's get? They get ho slapped!!

by Ashley Deka October 4, 2005

Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians

Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!

by skin January 30, 2004

Deceiving Slap

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.

"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap

by AndiRoo August 12, 2008

boot slap

when you shit on someones ass then kick them with your boot. Leaving a boot print on their ass in poo.

Last night i fucked jen then boot slaped then boot slaped the hell out of her.

by xpunx December 4, 2004

Visual bitch slap

Often called a "dirty look." It is when someone looks as if they are about to bitch slap someone (the person in which direction they are looking) but decides to show restraint.

Did you see vicki in science today? Jessica threw her a Visual bitch slap.

by Knower of all things....bitch January 3, 2006