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Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
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"bruh he killed his best friend just to see a movie with a girl who doesn't care about him"
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A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..
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P ussy
A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..
Guy 1: yall know Ahmed no3mani (zombie) he is a major simp, he literally follows every girl on Instagram and I bet he is following every girl on your Instagram account
Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO
Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO
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He most oftenly gives a girl compliments, are nice over the top to them even tho they hardly know them and just places himself under the girl just to win them over.
And even doing all this they never get laid anyway.
Im sorry Lucas but simping won't help you loose your virginity. But that's alright because premarital sex is a sin and being a virgin is cool!
He most oftenly gives a girl compliments, are nice over the top to them even tho they hardly know them and just places himself under the girl just to win them over.
And even doing all this they never get laid anyway.
Im sorry Lucas but simping won't help you loose your virginity. But that's alright because premarital sex is a sin and being a virgin is cool!
Lucas - Yeah I know he is behaving a total jerk to you, deserve someone that treats you better!
The whole squad - QUIT SIMPING!!!
The whole squad - QUIT SIMPING!!!
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