sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

monkey poop

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

by eric woods January 19, 2008

rupe poop

Any form of news or commentary coming from any media organization owned by Rupert Murdock. The sensationalistic and invasive mindset of the Murdock media empire invites slanted, propagandist material released as solid news. What goes into the media empire as valid fact comes out the other end as Rupe Poop.

On Fox News last night, more Rupe Poop from O'Reily-he said President Obama was gay. He said Obama's visit to an Aids clinic proved that.

by dannyb July 19, 2011

Poop-off

When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.

I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I lost in the poop-off with the other girl in there

by ffisher22 May 20, 2011

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009

poop ice

A descriptive word used when you want to describe someone who is a bad ass, or an extreme sexy beast.

"I'm so jelly right now, Christina is a total poop ice!"

by Mrs. Poop Ice April 11, 2014

push poop

When you are having anal sex and shit gets into your dick hole, then the girl squeezes the dick, forcing the shit out. Then she licks it up, just like a push pop, but with poop!

Yesterday, after our date, she wanted dessert. So I gave her a push poop!

by classholes November 26, 2014