Ninja

Super Stealth Killer

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.

by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011

Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.

guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker

by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011

Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.

"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"

by Mermaidmagic October 14, 2011

ninja

a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.

by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011

Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

by pedant5 August 17, 2011

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja

by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011