puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos April 24, 2011

booty ninja

Someone who has the skill to touch a girls butt or "other" areas.

I'm a booty ninja, she didn't fell me tuch her butt

by Apollo4300 February 14, 2015

ninja lining

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)

Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna 🙅🏻👃🏻 tonight?

by squidding March 16, 2016

Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house

My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house

by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 2, 2022