Mexican hot sauce

When a girl eats Mexican food and you fuck her in the ass and she shits flaming shit out her ass.

Hey babe wanna try some Mexican hot sauce tonight?

by Jcb7781 April 8, 2020

minecraft mexican pack

Una modificacion para minecraft que incluye cosas de la cultura mexicana

Viste el nuevo minecraft mexican pack ! , es muy Divertido y tiene cosas usadas en la cultura mexicana!

by ReLofi June 23, 2020

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

by Nilliks October 28, 2017

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

Mexican Tongue Punch

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.

My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!

by Guns4fun February 14, 2017